Scatterbrain Blues

WHATS GOING ON IN MY MIND 90 PERCENT OF THE TIME

howdoiputthisgently:

What most of my friends want to say to me, most of the time

whatshouldwecallme:

We woke up almost an hour late today.

girlwithalessonplan:

ohmuffins:

world-shaker:

It went something like this:

This was terrifying. We woke up at 6:35am and I made it to my car by 6:40am. [Yes, you read that correctly.] 

….I’m still hitting snooze at 6:40….

When I procrastinate and finally start grading at 10pm

teacherthoughtbubble:

I feel like:

When I realize Valentine’s Day is this week

myfriendsaremarried:

(Source: realitytvgifs)

When I said I’d be over in ten minutes

When I find your phone an hour later, under the couch

When you propose a list of things to do with my Saturday

At noon I’m like:

When I go to search your name but remember you unfriended me on facebook

I’m like:

Grow up.

When I swear I heard my name called

I’m like: